Nov 26, 2014
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Save Roy (and how to make a terrarium, probably)

I bought two plants about a month ago. The begonia was named Roy and the moss was called Moss.

Devastatingly, Moss is no longer with us.

R.I.P, Moss.

I even tried turning it off and on again.

I’m not good at plants.

However, despite being forgotten in his sad little plastic pot, Roy seems to have stuck it out on the windowsill. What a damn survivor.

The begonia's name is Roy.

A bowl of petunias wouldn't have been nearly so lucky.

Any plant that can survive a month in my care deserves a fighting chance, so I moved Roy to a terrarium. I read somewhere that plants are harder to kill when they’re in terrariums, which I presume is because of the protection they offer from ranged weapons. I also read that begonias in particular thrive in terrariums.

Empty apothecary jar

Plus I had this jar and nothing to put in it.

I’m really not good at plants. I cannot put too fine a point on that.

So I looked up tons of instructions and I followed them as closely as I could. I didn’t try anything fancy. I didn’t add plastic animals or ships or a tiny computer desk to the terrarium. I did not combine multiple species of plants into a miniature landscape. All I did was put a plant in a jar.

Terrarium supplies

Fun fact: This was taken right before my upstairs neighbor dumped water on me.

According to Better Homes & Gardens and the elders of the Internet, this is how you make a terrarium.

I put a quarter inch of charcoal into the bottom of the jar (maybe more like half an inch) and couple of handfuls of gravel.

Charcoal and gravel in the bottom of the terrarium.

Maybe more like mouthfuls, am I right? HA!*

Then I added some soil and dug a well and stuck Roy’s roots in and pushed all the dirt back to the middle so he wouldn’t fall over.

Roy in his finished terrarium.

Safe as houses.

Finally, I watered him a little. I think it was a little. Just a squirt. I don’t know how much is a lot to a begonia and he didn’t say when.

It’s been about an hour and I don’t think he’s dead yet.

Roy the begonia in his apothecary terrarium.

Why is he standing up like that? Is he signaling for help?

Only after I finished did it occur to me that the thing plants probably like best, even more than the relative safety and confinement of a terrarium, is for me not to touch them. So I may have made a mistake.

But he looks so much nicer in the jar.

Roy on a shelf

Needless to say, the plant on the bottom shelf is extremely fake.

Basically, all I want is for Roy to live forever with minimal attention from me.

I’ve had a lot of plants, and despite my arduous research and attempts at remembering to water them, what usually happens at this point in the process is that the plant begins to shrivel up and die of natural causes (except that one time when that fern got moldy and I dumped it out in the yard, and that other time when I found tiny orange bugs all over my herbs so I dug them up and chucked them off the balcony). Knuckle Salad is certainly not a clinic for my plant problems. However, if you can see anything I have obviously done wrong (terrible jar? not enough sunlight? too many zombies?), maybe you could let me know in the comments. I will be very grateful.

If he survives, that is, I’ll be grateful. If he doesn’t, I’ll secretly blame you in my heart for the advice you provided/withheld. So let’s all hope for the best and I’ll check in later with updates.

 

 

*What? Don’t tell me you can see gravel without thinking of that rock-eating lady from My Strange Addiction. Come on!

About Kristina

Kristina Ackerman is a busy freelance web designer, living and DIYing with her fella and their little fella in a cute old house in Atlanta, GA, USA.
  • Auds

    lol… I can’t give you any advice about what to do or not, the world of plants are also a mystery to me! I can’t seem to get that mix of watering enough but not too much. When friends housesit and water my plants something miraculous happens, they bloom like never before. When I ask my friends what they’ve been doing they just say “oh, I just watered them, why'”. Lately I haven’t killed anything so that’s a good thing! My latest challenge is to not overwater the sage so it doens’t develop the usual silver fungus I manage to always give it!

  • http://glueandglitter.com Becky Striepe

    I’m not super great at house plants either, but I wanted to give you a high five for the IT Crowd reference!

    • http://likeahouseonfire.com Kristina

      Consider your high five emphatically returned.

    • http://knucklesalad.com Kristina Ackerman

      Consider your high five emphatically returned, Becky!