Fish and Grits Spread

Easy Fish and Grits Dip combines salmon with creamy homemade grits

Did you know that caviar costs like a hundred bucks an ounce? Pate is kinda pricey, too, especially for liver. Pro tip: dog food comes in pate varieties and it’s cheap!

Just kidding. That is not a pro tip. That is a terrible tip that I just made up, although technically it is comprised of facts.

This is a pro tip: If you’re having a nice party, make your own fancy spreads. In fact, there doesn’t have to be anything inherently fancy about a spread, as long as it’s good and it’s served with tasty crackers in a pretty dish. Pretty dishes are the heart and soul of fancy, and most people would rather eat something delicious than some elegant liver nonsense anyway. (Not that liver can’t be delicious, obviously. But like anything else, not everybody is into it. It doesn’t become more universally appealing just because it’s costly, so at the very least, it’s nice to offer a second option for friends of differing tastes.)

If you’re questioning whether a pretty dish is enough to make your spread or dip fancy, consider whether it has Velveeta in it. If it doesn’t, you’re probably OK. If it does, then with all due respect to Velveeta, your spread is probably not very fancy and you’re going to need a really, really nice dish to make up the difference.

The £1.3m Lacock Cup
Perhaps something in silver, like the £1.3m Lacock Cup.

This is a slightly pro-er tip: You can make a spread of nearly anything. Take this lovely salmon spread, for instance. Inspired by fish and grits, a Southern classic, it basically boils down to fish mixed with grits. And that may not sound fancy, but like its namesake, it is super yummy, and unlike its namesake it sits beautifully on a cracker. It’s not even made from high-end salmon. Canned salmon is totally fine, as long as you choose a nice brand that isn’t full of surprise fishbones. Making a good spread is all about using appropriate seasonings and ingredients, and finding the right texture. Do you prefer your fish blackened? Mix in some blackening spices. Whatever you like. Just taste as you go.

And here’s an actual pro tip for pro dip: add cream cheese. You mix something with cream cheese, nine times out of ten it becomes a great dip. That tenth time, it was probably already a great dip and you messed it up by adding cream cheese. Or it was already cream cheese, so now it’s just a lot of cream cheese. But those first nine times, you’re gonna like it on a cracker.

Salmon and grits combine to make a hearty dip or spread for any occasion

I make a lot of spreads and to be honest I think they’re all good, but this one in particular is so good I had to write it down. It’s fishy enough for fish-lovers but garlicky and gritsy enough for fish-toleraters. It’s creamy and unusual, and it’s great warm or cold.

Just one more pro tip: Make this spread the night before so that the flavors blend as much as possible, and take it out of the fridge about half an hour ahead of time so it can return to room temperature. It’ll have a stronger taste and be easier to spread.

Salmon and grits you can spread on a cracker? Yum!

Fish and Grits Spread (or Dip)

Makes about 2–3 cups

  • 1 Tbsp olive oil
  • 1 small onion, peeled and minced
  • 2–4 cloves garlic (do you want it garlicky or Very Garlicky?), peeled and minced
  • 1 rib celery, diced
  • 1 cup chicken or vegetable stock
  • 1/4 cup regular grits (not instant)
  • 1/4 cup heavy cream
  • 2 Tbsp fresh chopped parsley (or 1 Tbsp dried)
  • 1/4 cup cream cheese
  • 2 cans boneless, skinless salmon
  1. Heat oil over medium-low in a small saucepan. Add onion, garlic and celery and cook until translucent, stirring frequently.
  2. Add stock and bring to a boil. Stir in grits, reduce heat to low, and simmer, stirring occasionally. Cooking time may vary anywhere from 20–60 minutes depending on how your grits are milled, so set a timer for 20 minutes and then check every 10 minutes after that, until they’re tender but not mushy. If you find they’re not yet cooked but all the liquid is gone, add water about 2 Tbsp at a time. Transfer to a mixing bowl.
  3. Add cream, parsley and cream cheese. Season to taste (salt and pepper are adequate). Allow to cool slightly.
  4. Drain salmon and squeeze dry using towels or napkins. Stir into grits mixture. If you would like to adjust the consistency, you can add more cream cheese to thicken, or a bit of cream to thin. Bear in mind that it will set up a bit as it cools. Serve warm or room temperature.

Kristina Ackerman

Kristina Ackerman is a busy freelance web designer, living and DIYing with her fella and their little fella in a cute old house in Atlanta, GA, USA.